shitmonk

The name commonly given to people who worship shit. For example: 1. People who eat their shit or the shit of others. 2. People who have a shrine in their home and pray to Shitzi ( the Greek god of shit ). 3. People who lay big shits in the toilet, or in their bed, and bring their friends in to inspect the glory. 4. People who worship having shit on their penises so much that they go around ramming their cocks in the shitholes of many dogs.

Guy1: Man, my damn toilet is clogged up!
Guy2: Hey, call Daniel. He'll fix it. He'll shove his arm up in there and pull that turd right out. Yeah, he's a real shitmonk.

by EatMyJunk April 24, 2009

Shitpunk

(1) Teenagers or groups (such as bands) that think they are so individual because of the "rebellious" brand labels that they buy into to try and be different.

(2) People who won't stop talking about all of the hardcore, edgy stuff that they've never actually done. Not to be confused with, but comparable to posers, who actually think they HAVE done something to fit their chosen label.

That's such a shitpunk band, they don't know the first thing about metal.

Listen to that shitpunk mouthing off...

by TastyRiff April 27, 2009

Shitmuck

A collection of bad luck, bad choices, and devastated outlooks in ones life that combine into an overall waste of energy

Today I saw just how deep into the shitmuck of corporate culture one has to go to get ahead.

by GDDPHD July 29, 2017

Shitmuckledunn

An adjective used to describe something bad, disgusting, or similar to actual shit, muckle, and dunn. A word your grandma would use.

That potato salad was shitmuckledunn flavor.

by Goobith June 30, 2019

shitmuckleyuck

A particularly unsightly shade of light to medium brown.

Often found on old cars or aircraft.

That car is one ogly shade of shitmuckleyuck, man!

by Athene Airheart March 21, 2004

Shitmuncher

A person who receives pleasure from ingesting excrement, human or otherwise. Often used pejoratively of a person who is deemed annoying, ignorant or in any other way disagreeable.

Fuck off you shitmuncher.

by PoopyPoo October 25, 2004

Shitmuncher

A group of people who think they're mates with everyone when in fact they're barely friends with the people in their group.
Tend to grunt and screech a lot, rarely using any discernible language
Come up with idiotic, un-amusing nicknames for each other
Of very low intelligence, often convinced they are far cleverer than the really are.
Frequent use of the word "Banter"

"God, isn't Dave a Shitmuncher"
"Yeah, thinks he's a legend"

by AlbertFox September 18, 2014