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Shiticality

When 2 or more people are taking a dump in a public restroom... The resulting combined odor, when detected by the olfactory glands of anyone present causes them to see a "brown flash".... Similar to a nuclear criticality ....both are caused by a critical mass of "PU".
Pete is no longer allowed to poop in our restroom when someone else is already in there...he has caused too many people to experience a shiticality induced brown flash due to his high fecal enrichment.
by Doc184 June 6, 2013
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Shitical Mass

That horrible moment when a shit is going to come out, whether you want it to or not.
"Dude... I've gotta run. Like, seriously. I've just reached shitical mass."
by Seven Day Mile May 12, 2015
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shiticules

The microscopic shit particles left on one's hands after taking a dump and failing to wash up thereafter.
This little weasel at work never washes his hands after taking a shit, and proceeds to leave shiticules on every door handle he touches afterwards.
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Shitcicle [shit-ci-kuhl]

Noun
1) A frozen mass of shit
2) A long cylindrical tube of frozen shit
Shitcicle shit-ci-kuhl

My dog just dropped a steaming Shitcicle on the lawn, after sniffing every frozen blade of grass.
by Mistergtr1 February 13, 2022
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shiticle

a shit particle expelled anally via a fart...
Raul let one rip in a meeting, and everyone had to breathe his shiticles....
by Hippos4Life April 3, 2008
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surface shitcicles

When you own a dog and must clean up the poop in the winter but forget to and it snows burying the poop, then you can only clean up the recently deposited ones visible on top of the snow.
I have to pick up the Surface Shitcicles in the backyard, I have to wait for the snow to melt to get the rest.
by ZEROor60 September 22, 2016
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Shitacle

the piece of excrement hanging down during a bowel movement
Damn I have a Shitacle hanging from my ass
by Ken Mishima November 29, 2002
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