An extremely subpar lapdance-in extreme cases including poop ending up in lap of recipient of lapdance or them having to hear music they detest.
by PingWongHerman December 8, 2021
Get the Nickleback shitlap mug.A metal flap installed at the bottom of the bowl of a chemical or pit toilet, which blocks out unwanted odors. The flap is hinged and sprung in such a way as to only open when a certain amount of weight is applied to it.
A common accessory for this device is the stoker - a small stick which is used to manually operate the flap, should it for some reason fail to open.
A common accessory for this device is the stoker - a small stick which is used to manually operate the flap, should it for some reason fail to open.
"I say, Thomas, would you be so kind as to pass over a stoker, I have produced a rather large stool which has become lodged in the shit flap".
by Eliott Remington IV April 13, 2006
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by alehandro camerez March 13, 2008
Get the shit flap mug.When one needs to poop, but cannot reach the facilities, themselves or their partner covers up the hole with a finger, hand or any other body part.
by Mr. Bigbird July 12, 2011
Get the Sloppy Finger Shit Flap mug.Combination of shit and fap (mastrubating), as in mastrubating while taking a dump. Side effects unknown.
Ewan: Dude, I just shitfapped BIG time...
Lloyd: ZOMG WTF? You're disgusting!
Cindy: I think shitfapping guys are SOO sexy... It's like, you know... You like, get it all out?
Ewan: Totally...
Lloyd: ZOMG WTF? You're disgusting!
Cindy: I think shitfapping guys are SOO sexy... It's like, you know... You like, get it all out?
Ewan: Totally...
by Blarghne March 14, 2008
Get the shitfap mug.1. Generic term for unappetizing breakfast cereal
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.
1. Some "Continental Breakfast"--all they had was shitflakes and instant coffee.
2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.
3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.
2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.
3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.
by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008
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Friend 1: Dude...what are those unholy looking things on your feet?
Me: What? you have a problem with my flip flops? I'll have you know that these Shitflops and I have gone through alot of things together...that, and they were free. And my friend, you can't beat free.
Friend 2: Your right, shitflops about sum those things up.
Me: ...is that all you heard me say?
Friend 2: What?
Me: F*** you man, go suck a fat one.
Friend 1: Dude...what are those unholy looking things on your feet?
Me: What? you have a problem with my flip flops? I'll have you know that these Shitflops and I have gone through alot of things together...that, and they were free. And my friend, you can't beat free.
Friend 2: Your right, shitflops about sum those things up.
Me: ...is that all you heard me say?
Friend 2: What?
Me: F*** you man, go suck a fat one.
by The Perpendicular Tickler October 16, 2008
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