shitxting

texting while or during the act of shitting.

-"hey guys, you know what one of my favorite things to do is?"
-"no, what is it?"
-" i love sitting on the toilet and i especially love shitxting them while i do it."

by double0shitxter August 20, 2009

shitester

Alternative for Shit Stirrer, used to describe a person that loves to cause trouble for others. Pronounced shite-ster. Used prominently in the rough areas of the UK.

Pack it the fuck in, ya shitester!

by Bullshit Man June 17, 2017

Shiteatery

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.

I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.

by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022

Shiteater

1.A person who is often owned in many diffrent ways everyday of his or her life.
2.A douchebag

"Hey nice fannypack, shiteater."
"Sorry I knocked all your teeth out, shiteater."
"Eat shit, shiteater."

by Don Lorenzo January 7, 2006

shiteater

a bottom feeder, a person who aint bout shit, a loser.

a person who deserves to be shitted on.

she aint bout shit, she's a shiteater.
shiteaters need love too, lol!
once a shiteater always a shiteater.

by JoeBrown80 March 25, 2017

SHITTEXT

Shittext is when you text your friends, co-workers, roomates, family members or any random number to inform them that you are shitting.

Roomate 1 (in bathroom): Send message- SHITTEXT

Roomate 2 (in living room): Recieve message- SHITTEXT

by Denise aka Niecy911 September 27, 2008

Shitex

Curse used to describe no-name, generic, cheap brands of products that are a pale imitation of the real thing and frequently disappoint the consumer.

Can be used to describe Petrol Companies, Phone companies, Utilities companies and other service providers who overcharge for essential commodities that you can't live without (usually when their name also sounds like Shitex).

Occasionally used as a singular curse when one is vexed.

Derived from the Scottish word shite and the commonly used suffix tex which is presumably Texan in origin.

"This Shitex Cola tastes like soap!"
"We got the phone bill from Shitex today!"
"I can't believe how much fuel costs at Shitex!"
"SSSHHHHIIIITEX!!!"

by Thom June 19, 2006