Ella Shitzgerald

A lady who makes music by taking a shit a bunch of times in a rhythmic pattern while singing in strong arousing notes.

The sound of her rhythmically pooping mimics the drumbeat heard in Jizz music, making it the most pleasing beat you’ve ever heard.

Ella Shitzgerald was known as the queen of jizz.

Ben: I just heard the most amazing song in the world.
Gregory: Yeah, by Ella Shitzgerald.
Ben: Wow, is she still alive.
Gregory: No, she’s dead.
Ben: That’s sad.
Gregory: I know, R.I.P.
Ben: she’s at the perfect place making music.

by gregben December 31, 2021

shitlery

see Hillary Clinton a piece of shit

a hairy,smelly,lesbo bitch who looks and smells like shit

by dyke buster December 8, 2003

Shitegeist

That which is popular but ultimately worthless. often based upon media based images and embodying a crippling shallowness. By it's nature, transitory, so today's shitegeist is tomorrows chip wrappings. Defived from Zeitgeist, but embodying the meaningless of postmodern culture.

"Peter Andre and Katie Price define the current shitegeist"

"Britney's chavvy new look really captures the shitegeist"

by Motoguzzi May 23, 2009

Shittery Tittery

A commonly used swear word that is used as an instant reaction.

There’s a big hockey game and it’s down to the last penalty shot and timmy has it. He goes down the ice and does a triple deke. He tricks the goalie and shoots the put and misses the net.

Timmy yells “shittery tittery”.
He get’s kicked off the ice

by Placebo1234 March 29, 2020

shittery

A store where you can buy toilet paper.

In only minutes they arrived at St. Pierre's Royal Shittery.

by Tongaboy June 1, 2006

Shittery

This is crap foolishness stupid

This homework is shittery

by Shamtale July 9, 2015

shittery

foulplay, sabotage, or ominous circumstances.

"Joe told my girlfriend I was hitting on a girl at the bar, what shittery!" or "when my car broke down it was pure shittery"

by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004