shitrocket

when fucking a hot chick and endeavoring not to reach orgasm too soon, a solution involving placing one's finger in one's two-hole, then placing the same finger in one's mouth. has prolonging effect, apparently.

so this dude who's name i can't reveal (lawyer/client relationship y'know) was fucking madonna and was trying not to come so he gave himself a shitrocket. IT WORKS!

by never mind February 2, 2005

Shit cricket

Stubborn little fucks that just won’t ever shut the hell up, I’d say one of the worst bugs ever created in Gods green earth

Man I can’t get no sleep, those damn shit crickets won’t shut the hell up

by Hashsimons September 13, 2020

Shit cricket

Someone who steals money from another for financial gain *Jimmy Controversy

You better give me back my money you little shit cricket

by SMACK A RONI May 13, 2022

Shit cricket

A person that takes money from another person for financial gain

That person owes me 700 dollars he is a shit cricket

by SMACK A RONI May 13, 2022

Shit-Cricket

It’s a person who doesn’t speak up when they have the chance to make a change, but then complains about the outcome after the fact.

Mom #1 : I hate the new soccer coach, he is awful.
Mom # 2: Well, you had the chance to speak up at a school board meeting. You are the definition of a Shit-Cricket

by Macon P. March 4, 2023

ShitTickets

Another ridiculous word to use when talking about toilet paper.

Hey, I'm stuck on the toilet & we're all out of SHITTICKETS!!!

by CJB1984 May 15, 2017