shitegery

(shit-TEE-jər-ee)
1) A plan of action designed to achieve an expedited expulsion of feces.

2) A covert method of attack to ensure a quick bowel movement.
3) Perfecting the balance of proper courtesy flushing, time on toilet, exhaust fan usage, match lighting and/or air freshener sprayage to camouflage olfactory detection of an authoritative shit session.

At the party, Michael utilized excellent shitegery by holding off a trip to the bathroom as long as possible. That way, his bowl movement would be quick and go unnoticed.

Thanks to Sarah's perfected shitegery skills, her boyfriend had no idea her IBS had flared up at his apartment.

by Pippizzle February 27, 2010

Chef Shitbaker

A baker known for his bakery in Inkwell Isle, NY, if you say his name, it's said that he will blow your brains out

Person 1: Hey, guess what, I went to Inkwell Isle and even visite Chef Shitbaker's Baker- (gets his brains blown out)
Chef Shitbaker: That's what happens if you say my name

by Whackcoon May 25, 2023

shitbanger

someone who has sex analy. Goes in the wrong door.

my boss is a shitbanger he fucks his dads ass.

by michael October 27, 2003

shitbagger

someone who tries to stop people from shit stirring

stop being such a shitbagger and let'em have some fun!

by Sinister Intent June 15, 2004

shitbagger

1. Someone who steals other people's lingo without knowing their meaning solely for the purpose to sound cool and totally abuses the shit out of it.

2. Also someone who tries too hard and makes no sense doing it.

3. Someone who makes up ridiculous sayings that make no sense:
Kimosabi on acid.
Chode on ice.
Chode of Destiny.
You're all Gracie Nikka.
Jumped on that shit like it was hot.
Okay Jimbo.
Sup Jack Stain.
I'm going to go Fiend up on some bitches.

Did you understand wtf he just said? whata shitbagger.

I can't believe he repeats everything i say hes such a shitbagger.

Did you understand anything she was saying? Chode on ice... she is such a shitbagger.

by Jake Arhhnold December 16, 2010

shitbuggeryfuck

Rudie expletive for getting things out of your system.

"Shitbuggeryfuck, this chilli packs a punch..."

by ButtoxGalore January 23, 2008

shitbagger

A person with severe anorexia who bags and weighs their excrement.

"I found another sack of human waste left by the infamous shitbagger."

by IAmUnimaginative May 9, 2008