Sam’s Shit-Wagon

A vehicle purchased in great shape by Sam Heidorn….the run into the ground, beat to shit, abused then disassembled to die.

“Sam really loves driving those Sam’s Shit-Wagons!”

“Jesus, he just got that car 2 months ago and it’s already a Sam’s Shit-Wagon!”

by Sam’s Shit Wagon November 7, 2022

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

to smell very bad (often with could, or would)

Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2011

shitwagon

Any kind of deteriorated vehicle, usually the kind that mom and dad make you drive in high school. Popular shitwagons include the Chevette, Pinto, Yugo, Festiva, etc.

"You got a car, dude?"
"Yeah, but it's a real shitwagon."

by Serpent December 3, 2003

shitwagon

A car in piss poor condition that not even a hobo would sleep in. Usually smells like the county landfill from it's previous owners' offspring spilling soda and crapping their pants in the backseats. Called a shitwagon because of it's similarity to what a farmer hauls fertilizer in.

Jim's car is a total shitwagon.

by DennisIsEvil October 7, 2006

Shitagonga

To drop feces (shit) from a person's anus into another person's mouth. Then the person who received the shit to rub it all over her face and put it in her nose and earholes.

Me and my girlfriend did a shitagonga! It was amazing!

by Slintbug December 11, 2004

shitagone

A contraction of "Shit, shoulda gone!" This is usually uttered loudly at
an intersection when turning left. May or may not be followed by multiple profanities.

(There was a large enough gap between traffic to go, but you decide to wait, then realizing there is a large line of traffic behind them.) "Shitagone! Fuck"

by Scottiedo November 3, 2006