Shit ticket

When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.

"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"

by smilingbananas May 29, 2016

shit ticket receptacle

The posterior part of the human anatomy surrounding the anal orifice, which is wiped of residual excrement using toilet paper.

If you don't get out of here, I'm gonna kick you right in the shit ticket receptacle!

by everlife6 May 2, 2009

shit ticket dispenser

Device used to easily consume the required amount of toilet paper. Toilet paper roll holder. Sometimes abbreviated to S.T.D.

Bill got so mad he broke the shit ticket dispenser off the wall.

by everlife6 May 1, 2009

Shit on my ticket

Ruin or screw up plans, day, etc....

I had plans to go to dinner with Ann until her boyfriend called and shit on my ticket.

by The Tucker September 17, 2015

shit tickets

Toilet Tissue/Toilet Paper... plain and simple.

I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets

by Dingle Boy August 14, 2003

Shit tickets

Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.

I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets

by Simon Callahan September 26, 2010

shit tickets

one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom

Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show

by Paula Esquivel December 23, 2007