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Very Fast.

In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.

That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.

An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.
by Slangboy January 6, 2006
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A more original and creative metaphor for saying something is unbelievably shit. It suggests it is shit off the floor and picked up off the floor with a shovel by a homeless or very working class person. Commonly used by the cool kids at school mostly against minecraft nerds (see minecraft nerd) to remind them how fucking awful minecraft is.
Ross: 'Sup minecraft nerds

The Minecraft Posse: go away, we are discussing the new minecraft graphics pack beta version 1.4.6.7.4

Ross: minecraft is shit on a shovel, you benders
by Ross McPwn November 7, 2011
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"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.
by CountryBoyTex July 11, 2021
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shit shoveling

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(v) The act of doing a very tedious/miserable job that has little to no perks or benefits.(figurative or literal)
"I don't wanna work at Braums because its such a shit shoveling job."
by pacosaurus January 17, 2009
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shit shoveller

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A noun to describe a male of the species that indulges in sticking his penis into another man's anus thereby shovelling the shit.

see also: fudge packer, Uphill Gardener, Chutney Ferret, Marmite Miner, shit stabber, Backdoor Merchant, Butt Pirate ect...
____ enjoyed shovelling shit, so therefore was a shit shoveller.
by pseudonym pete March 24, 2004
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Shit shoveler

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Someone who likes to take part in gay anal sex.
Jonathan: I really want Kieran's dick in my ass.
Denholm: Eww, go away you shit shoveler!!!
by hyphenhyphenhyphen July 14, 2011
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