Alabama shit sock

When a man and a woman are deeply in love the woman will defecate into a sock of her choosing and have the man beat her with it till she looses consciousness.

person 1: what you do last night

person 2: my girl made me give her the old Alabama shit sock

person 1: atta boy

by tyrell Mcdangledick November 23, 2020

Shit sock

Putting a mushy turd inside a loose knit sock and beating someone with it. Long live JC.

That guy deserves a shit sock.

by PossumDundee July 12, 2023

shit sock

A small whole in a sock that may get dog or cat shit in it .

oh look honey, I have a shit sock. That darn cat pooped on the floor again.

by mikey81p November 18, 2020

Shit Sock

A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster

Good lord! That turd got stuck in my ass so bad that I had to opt for the shit sock device!

by Theshattalker April 10, 2017

California shit sock

A sock full of piping hot diarrhea with a mortar firework inside.

“Let’s go throw a California shit sock at that fuckheads house!”

by Steve mast November 22, 2024