Shit in your hat and punch it!

A sarcastic reply to someone presenting a piece of common knowledge or easily derived information as something of great importance and value.

Tinfoil_Hat "Alex Jones is saying the NWO order is messing with the water supply and food chain to control our numbers, maybe I should buy the stuff he sell's on his website!"
Skeptical_Atheist "Well, Shit in your hat and punch it!"

by JayceK December 16, 2008

Well shit in my hat and stamp on it

Expression of surprise and disbelief.

"Well shit in my hat and stamp on it! Tigers can swim after all!"

by scruffbag December 8, 2006

Shit foil hat

A hat that has frozen shit that you wear to protect yourself from crack smoking faggots

The shit foil hat will protect you from the zombie civilization that we got going on

by Uncle gubsy June 24, 2022