Ass Hat Dip Shit

An incompetent idiot who frequently screws up and often forgets to do things.

The more appropriate version would be butt hat dip crap, it more friendly but just as offensive.

Kaite was an ass hat dip shit who kept forgeting to pick up her cord.

by the non ass hat dip shit July 8, 2012

shit in their hat

to ask someone to leave them alone or to go away in a dismissive way.

After he was asked to give money to the political cause, he told the campaign volunteer to shit in his hat.

by Ryan in NH August 26, 2005

shit in a hat

Something to say when shit hits the fan, more of a frustration sound at best. eg. derived from shit on a stick but having its own unique flavor.
Means, "Fuck," or "Dammit" just more colorful.
Also used as "shit in a motherfucking hat"

Man: Dude, someone just fucked your gal
Response: Shit in a hat!

by Ares133 March 26, 2007

Shit in your hat and punch it!

A sarcastic reply to someone presenting a piece of common knowledge or easily derived information as something of great importance and value.

Tinfoil_Hat "Alex Jones is saying the NWO order is messing with the water supply and food chain to control our numbers, maybe I should buy the stuff he sell's on his website!"
Skeptical_Atheist "Well, Shit in your hat and punch it!"

by JayceK December 16, 2008

does the pope shit in a funny hat?

An answer to a question with an obvious yes.

It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?

Interviewer to a rock star:
-Have you had sex with groupies?
Rock star:
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?

by ana von hindenburg February 26, 2011

hope to shit in your flat hat

Affirmative response to a question implying that the “yes” answer was more or less obvious or just a simple “Sure it’s going to happen, what else would you expect?” Navy slang from the 1950s referring to the “dress blue” flat had enlisted sailors wore at that time.

“You going out drinking tonight, Richie? “ “I hope to shit in your flat hat, I am”

by Tony Duhamel November 17, 2007

i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

by discombobulator! November 21, 2010