shit fucks hard

When shit slaps & it’s bussin bussin it reaches the level of fucking hard

This shit fucks hard

by Hahshshshdjssndb October 3, 2022

i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

It's hard to give a shit when you don't.

When thou does not give a single fucketh about your opinion.

Nick Valenzuela has stated it's hard to give a shit when you don't.

by NickolesValenzuela March 23, 2022

Damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith

This phrase is used to emphasis how fire something is. Use this phrase to spice up any compliment.

Yo, you've got some nice kicks, damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith.

Have you watched the latest blockbuster? Damn, that shit slapped harder than Will Smith

by Ballsack6999 April 13, 2022

I shit my hardest

A common expression meaning to try ones very best.

To overcome ones most difficult obstacles.
To be said with absolute enthusiasm, or with utmost despair.

Tai- "So how did it come out?"

Amanda- . . . "I shit my hardest"

Tai- *simple smirk and solid head nod

by Product-of-Brooklect October 27, 2016

hardcore shit

the act in where you are pooping a really hard load and it tears your anal cavity apart and immerses pain to your anus.

"Yo BOB, if you don't mind me asking, could I use your bathroom to take a hardcore shit."

by Davy Jacksonn July 13, 2016