shit fuck

That feeling you get after you take a big shit and it burns your anus.

"Dude, I just got shit fucked. My insides are on fire. Dude, those beans..."

by CrimsonUranus October 22, 2012

shit fuck

When you want to fuck a chick, but you have no lubricant, shit in a paper bag and rub it all over your penis for maximum pleasure.

I had a nice time with the new shit fuck method

by big titty bitch January 22, 2005

shit fuck

the fucker who smells like shit

-Do you see that shit fuck?
--NOPE... i smell em!

by kambey October 6, 2008

shit fuck

(litterally) fucking a piece of shit

Well Gus, there was a bear terd in the yard. Made for a good shit fuck.

by forest asunder January 12, 2009

shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck

Final frantic words before driving into a wall/skiing over a cliff etc etc

'shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck' cried james as he slammed into the back of the manure truck

by butt cowboy October 27, 2004

This shit fucks

Probably used in a banger sentence meaning it’s bomb as fuck. Also could mean this stuff is really good.

Dude have you tried that bbq
Nah man I have not

Dude this shit fucks, it’s so good

by Bonesauce February 9, 2020

Shits fucked

Simplifying all the details in a fucked up situation.

Mr. Giggins: "First I find out my girlfriend cheated on me, then I find out she is actually a prostitute, and then I find out my Dad is a homosexual!"

Dr. Hyphy: "shits fucked"

by zomblerz November 22, 2009