shitbone

The hard, living, calcareous tissue constituting the skeletal framework of, and present in all mammels' feces, which provides strength and support to the shitlog.

When Tommy shat off the edge of the lookout tower, his fat steaming blacklog fell 100 feet to the ground. The impact splattered the turd, clearly splitting the shitlog's shitbone.

by HC Greenly January 3, 2007

shiboner

A boner that is epic in magnitude. A chronic boner that can be embarrassing, especially if speaking in front of a large audience in sweat pants. It sometimes takes many hours or several buckets of ice water to recede.

That Indian girl at the frat party gave me a huge shiboner last night.

by Gunzilla April 1, 2009

shitbone

when a guy and girl are having annel sex and the girl shits on the guys boner.

T gave C a shitbone.

by yank June 24, 2006

shitbone

one who is not worthy of being actual shit

you're not even shit...you're the bones in shit

by sharon May 13, 2005

shitbonersack

when a girl is riding on ur dick and she shits on it creating a shitbonersack

person 1: last night sucked. Stephanie was riding my dick and she shat on it person 2: damn bro she gave you a shitbonersack

by jakes_balls April 23, 2019

shitboner

When your shit is harder then your dick

Person poops: Ahh dude i just pooped and its hard as a rock i think i had a shitboner.

by I explain things July 14, 2020