Easy as shit

Not to be confused with easy as pi, easy as shit generally refers to a problem that can be solved in less time than an average person takes to shit.

Alice: Hey, did you finish 4b on our calculus homework?

Bob: Yeah, it was easy as shit. I finished it while Reece was taking a dump.

by Enginerd13431 October 14, 2010

good as shit

used to describe someone or something when it is exceptionally good, above average.

i just ordered some papa johns, this pizza is good as shit.

can you play dark souls 2? im good as shit at that game.

by stivodivo March 6, 2019

joe as shit

When you act a little to eager for things also used interchangeably with the word drawlin. look up drawlin

Yo you joe as shit right now

Nah don't be joe

by Phillybitch January 29, 2016

Im high as shit

A way of saying you are really, really stoned from smoking alot of Marijuana.

(Josh):Dude, Im high as shit.
(Travis): Hell yeah, me too.

by JustLikeJsh May 7, 2007

fine as shit

You are a certified dime piece. As The Dream says "Shorty is a 10"

Bae you look fine as shit wit that dress on

by Doc_Player419 December 1, 2014

dumb as shit

referring to someone who has the intellect of human feces

That boy was dumb as shit!

by ballz October 12, 2003

old as shit

So old and decrepit that you look like dinosaur droppings.

If she isn't as old as God, she' s at least as old as shit and about as usless.

by nom de fume June 19, 2016