Swishy Dog

A Swishy Dog is a prank to play on either a sleeping, drunk, or otherwise incapacitated person at a party or wherever the situation permits. Simply wait until the victim passes out, or is sleeping. Next, take a room temperature hot dog and insert it into the victims mouth. "Swish" the hot dog all around the inside of their mouth, teeth and gums, forcefully if needed to ensure that they will wake up. continue to slap it across their face and forehead until they open their eyes. Next, hide the hot dog, unzip your fly and pull your dick out of your pants and present it close to the victims face. If properly executed, the victim will suspect that they just got finished getting mouth raped and subsequently never be the asshole who passes out at a party again.

After falling asleep to an episode his favorite show, Harry Paratesties woke up abruptly to something forcing itself in and around his mouth emitting a salty taste throughout. As he opened his eyes he immediately was horrified at the large, uncut penis that swayed before him. A burst of laughter ensued as all of his friends accused him of blowing another man. But everyone at the party knew that he hadn't, he was just the victim of a perfectly executed Swishy Dog. (See also; felching for duckbutter)

by FupaGunt March 7, 2015

Shishkenbob

A skid who owns a youtube channel

1.Shishkenbob is huge gay and should be put down
2. SHISHKENBOB, WTF.
3.MAN I WANNA SMASH SHISHKENBOB'S HEAD AGAINST A BRICK WALL

by r3cr3at10n4l May 31, 2019

Shishkaberry

The strain of Marijuana known as "Shishkaberry" is originally a Blueberry x Afghani #1 hybrid strain. Shishkaberry has colorful, crystally buds, with a strong, fruity aroma. Shishkaberry is also famous for its intense fruity or sugary flavor when smoked. It is very dank weed and it is VERY potent.

"Hey, toss me some of that Shishkaberry chronic you were bagging before."

"I get stoned on the Shishkaberry and write definitions on urbandictionary."

by 7leafheaven April 3, 2009

shishcat

famous italian cocaine ninja

Hey have you seen him? He looks really like a shishcat!
(Hey have you seen him? He looks really like a cocaine ninja!)

by branchscopexcortesi August 30, 2021

blistered shishito

When one's penis is rubbed raw after a marathon session of intercourse as result of friction, intense PSI, lack of lube or a combination of all three

Mike: Bro, why are you walking so funny?
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo

by gameshow willie August 22, 2018

shisht

–adjective
1. word said when u see something cool, sweet or awesome, like an insane stunt or a hot ass girl or a wicked goal (soccer, hockey, etc.)
2. slang. awesome: "I just bought a new porsche" "shisht"
3. Slang. very impressive: That new white convertible is totally shisht.

Scenario

Guy 1: You see that fine ass hunny over by the bar.
Guy 2: Yah
Guy 1: I'm hittin dat!!
Guy 2: SHISHT!!

by DebitCard May 2, 2008

shishcamima

An ancient creature mentioned in Greek mythology.It was said in mythology that one day the shishcamimas would come and eat everything and in doing so, end the world.

It also refers to the term of langoleer(in a movie) and also means a person who can eat anything.

Person1: Hey Dan you know I just ate 3 cheeseburgers and a whole XL pizza!

Person2: Man Jake, you’re a fucking shishcamima

by jackrtbob March 13, 2008