shitcock 

An exclamation, usually used in a humorous fashion. May be substituted for "fuckies, crap, dammit, fuck, motherfucker, etc."

Scholar #1 : What's today?

Scholar #2 : Wednesday.

Scholar #1 : Shitcock, i have Spanish today.

shitcock by Autolyticsociety October 5, 2006

shirtcocker 

A committed nudie who hangs out at hotsprings, burning man, nude beaches, clothing optional clubs etc. who sometimes wears just a t-shirt while his junk is flopping around for all the world to appreciate.

After getting a sunburn on my back, I just went as a shirtcocker the rest of the day.

shirtcocker by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

shitlocker 

Sexual term with reference to the anus.

She let me stick it in her shitlocker.

shitlocker by Hato Hammer April 30, 2006

shitcork 

The plug of solid excrement that is released prior to a bout of horrendous diarrhea, whose sole purpose is seemingly to hold in the liquid feces.

The shitcork is in the toilet,

shitcork by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

shirtcocking 

verb: meaning to wear only a shirt and no pants or underwear, hence just a shirt and cock. However, can also be applied to girls. May have first been created at Burning Man.

I only saw his little pale butt as he was shirtcocking when he chased my cat Snickers out of the room.

shirtcocking by Bloodrunna August 3, 2010

shirt cock sword fighting 

1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.

"Lord Xenu froze the aliens and dropped them into the Hawaiian volcano's because of the excessive shirt cock sword fighting!"
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."

shirt cock sword fighting by Snifner October 9, 2006

shitcocked 

To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.

I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.

shitcocked by chupacabra February 14, 2005