Shirley Phelps-Roper 

1.(n, proper, technically) A member of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas. It is the spawn of the church's founder, Fred Phelps. This she-devil is often seen at or near the funerals of Iraq War victims, and LGBTs who died of AIDS, sporting large, colorful signs stating "God Hates Fags" and so on. Like her father, she believes that everything bad that happens to any American citizen or the country is because of the lack of federal persecution of gays and lesbos.

It should be noted that she is forbidden entry into the United Kingdom or any of its territories.

Shirley Phelps-Roper is evil. Anyone who disrespects the dead, regardless of who they had sex with while they were alive, is an asshole and should burn in hell.

Shirley Phelps-Roper by johnnydepplovesickne August 3, 2009

Anne Shirley Cuthbert

Anne Shirley Cuthbert is a fictional character from the show Anne With An E (a remake of Anne Of Green Gables).

In the beginning of the show, we see Anne as an orphan in late Canada, however, as the show progresses, she becomes familiar with the world of Avonlea, her new home. She is welcomed into the Cuthbert family by siblings, amarillo and Matthew (despite prior complications).

Anne is a kind hearted, poetic young girl with iconic red hair, usually worn in braids. Despite the hardship thrown at her, she never struggles to find the beauty in the world, explaining in the most fantastical ways e.g. ‘the white way of delight’ or ‘the lake of shining waters’. Anne is expressive and theatrical, even without trying to be. She truly is remarkable!

She is hopelessly in love with Gilbert Blythe (she just doesn’t know it yet) and is the bosom friend of Diana Barry. She is part of the Cuthbert family, whose farm she lives on (Green Gables) sling with other family members, Marilla and Matthew.

Join Anne in her adventures as her interest grows, and need to know skyrockets.

If you are ever lucky enough to meet someone who even slightly resembles Ms Anne Shirley Cuthbert, make sure to find a dear place in your heart for this kindred spirit.

Gilbert: Any dragons around here need slaying?

Anne: No! Thank you!

Gilbert: Hey! Who are you? Miss! Who are you?

Shirbert fanatic bystander: That’s Anne Shirley Cuthbert aka your soon to be wife. hehe <3 !!!

Anne Shirley Cuthbert by consequential April 22, 2019

Drew Shirley 

Andrew Phillip Shirley. Lead guitarist for the band Switchfoot. Also informally known as the band comedian. Frequently spotted spouting off hilarious one-liners and committing side-splitting acts of tomfoolery in the band's official podcast. (See Podcasts 6 and 19 for some of Drew's most memorable moments.)

Drew Shirley is my favorite guitarist ever. Sorry, he's awesome.

Drew Shirley by MusicGal July 29, 2009

wacky shirley 

Per Amy Schumer: A "Wacky Shirley" is when a girl sits on a guy's face getting her pussy eaten while reading her tweets. She invented it because all the weird sex stuff is geared towards men.

I pulled a "wacky Shirley" on max today! He liked my aggressiveness and the me reading tweets turned him on even more"

wacky shirley by Swanky1 December 12, 2015

shirley q. liquor 

Ghetto fabulous drag queen who speaks on the topic of all things ignunt and about her life as a faithful member of Mount Holy Olive Second Baptist Zion Church of God and Christ in Orange. Generally gets into troble with her co-conspirator Watusi Jenkins.

Shirley Q. Liquor told me to aks you how your momma was durrin.

shirley q. liquor by Watusi Jenkins March 20, 2004

dimpled shirley temple 

A shirley temple with a raspberry liquor, of your choice, added in.

Hey girl, make me a dimpled shirley temple.

dimpled shirley temple by LAURENANDCHELSEA May 11, 2006

Shirley Myers 

A shirley myers is a sexual act in which a women shaves the area around a mans anus, before licking it. The act coined its name a long time ago in country Victoria, Australia.

Dude, I wanted a rim job and she said i was to hairy. So she gave me a full shirley myers!

Shirley Myers by j'onn j'onzz December 12, 2013