The practice of allowing one who has taken a massively loud and malodorous dump the dignity of leaving the bathroom stall without being identified. May apply not only to saving the individual the embarrassment following said dump, but also during said dump. In that case, an individual washing their hands or urinating at a urinal who witnesses another person entering a stall will complete their urination and (hopefully subsequent handwashing) in a timely manner as to allow the shitter the opportunity to defecate with the full force necessary to empty their bowels.
After returning to work from lunch at a local Mexican restaurant, I appreciate that the guy that entered the bathroom during my explosive shitfest left quickly, granting me shitonymity and freedom from embarrassment.
Of course, the hot girl seated by the bathroom heard the whole damn drum solo and stared at me as I returned to my cubicle in shame...or is it pride?
Of course, the hot girl seated by the bathroom heard the whole damn drum solo and stared at me as I returned to my cubicle in shame...or is it pride?
by thirtyfivethousandfeet August 4, 2011
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A little town that seems to get mentioned in random places. Has a mixed bunch of people including the usual chavs and chavettes along with the snobs and arrogant toads. Also has 2 grammar schools and make the people that don't get into them feel like crandulation!
by Helen33333 April 30, 2006
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Get the Shiton! mug.Noun (plural). A particularly obnoxious group of people who generally are despised by another person or group, such as in-laws by a husband or wife. A contraction of "shit on" as their behavior is woefully destructive.
Dad was out watering the lawn when he saw the Buick Roadmaster stationwagon round the corner with Aunt Midge at the wheel, bellowing at her brood of brats in back, who were engaged in some kind of wrestling match.
"The shitons are coming!" he warned.
"The shitons are coming!" he warned.
by Tummy AuGratin February 28, 2006
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Get the ShiTon mug.A person that is a dumbass or shit at something. The human representation of feces. Popularly used in Trinidad slang.
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