Shimits

To be so sick that you simultaneously vomit and shit. Normally takes place while sitting on a toilet with your head in a bucket/trashcan.

Man, I had that virus that's been going around, I had the Shimits all weekend

by W L H June 24, 2006

shimitting

simultaneous rapid anal feacal evacuation and violent oral ejection of stomach contents.

Dear Sir, I cannot come into work today as i have been shimitting all night. I think i ate a dodgy kebab after all those pints

by bruxia November 2, 2010

Shitmittens

Someone so totally incompetent they manage to ruin everything they touch, as if someone was wearing mittens made out of shit. As useful replacement for the term asshat

We could get this project done a lot faster if shitmittens over here would stop accidentally deleting the files.

by DrBruz October 17, 2014

Shimit

A combination of shit and vomit.

I couldn't use the men's room because it was covered in shimit.

by lpva May 5, 2010

shimit

A person on the internet to which you can not tell their gender. Are they a He, She or It?

Comprox, Icy, Shaggy and Hayaat are SHIMITS

by NiM July 20, 2003

Shimmi

Uncircumcised, little wiener, often smaller than 2 inches hard

Did you see that mans shimmi, he's got a chode!

by AydanBurgeeeee September 21, 2016

shimming

using your fingers to make a woman feel tighter

Ya, she is loose as hell, so I've just been shimming it.

by meatplate May 1, 2011