Shit Faced Cock Juggler

One who is utterly stupid. A person who really deserves to slip in dogshit and break their neck.

Gabe: Hey did you bring the milk?
Jay: Milk?
Gabe: Yeah the milk.
Jay: Nah mans I forgot it.
Gabe: You are such a shit faced cock juggler now im gonna have to put water in my cereal.

by eatmuhasshole August 14, 2008

Shit Faced

being totaly smashed out of your mind

yesterday i went to a party and go so shit faced i striped

by Zo0_Kepper April 5, 2004

shit faced grin

When someone is shit face drunk and has a mischievous grin

See also: shit faced

Shawn has that shit faced grin again

by phantaxtic August 11, 2014

shit faced

To be completely drunk

Tom is so shit faced

by Anonymous December 7, 2002

shit faced monkey bitch

an extremly ugly chick. Ugly includes, fat, dismembered, deformed, dykish, smelly, hairy, anorexic, and also face beat in with a shovel(such as paris hilton)

That retarded hoe looks like a SHIT FACED MONKEY BITCH!

by Billy Bob RAy Hiizzle November 19, 2005

shit faced

so drunk that your head spins in a million directions and often causes the urge to take off clothing and screw till there is no tommorow

I got so shit faced I slept with a knome

by lalalakissmyass July 24, 2008

shit faced dog

when a dog shits on the floor and eats it and then you have to help it by calling that asshole a vet.

shit faced dog "My dog ate all the shit cakes now i have to get a vet"

by InfernoMoon December 28, 2017