Grey Sweatpants

You have a big Dick

You should wear your grey sweatpants more often

by Boolin2345_Yur May 1, 2019

sweatpants season

When the weather turns colder and all the guys start wearing sweatpants and you're inner hoe comes out and you glance at the 🍆 as you walk by. Also lets you know who your dtf

Can't wait for sweatpants season my inner hoe abt to be thirsty.

by Jacob is ugly February 22, 2018

Sweatpants Mode

When a extremely intoxicated person becomes intensely mad at nothing in particular, causing them to change into a pair of sweatpants and a plain t-shirt and makes a complete ass of themselves. Amusing entertainment for less drunk, more appropriately dressed party-goers.

Mike was really in sweatpants mode last night. He was wearing his sweatpants yelling at people he didn't even know for no reason. He really made himself look like a foolish asshole. It was hillarious!

by SweatsGuy69 December 8, 2010

Shitpants 1

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.

"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

Sweatpants

Probably the softest and most comfortable thing in the world besides bunnies.

School would be a much better place if everyone wore sweatpants instead of jeans that are either too tight or so loose that their underwear is showing.

by Neva McNelly October 21, 2012

shitpantsed

a level of inebriation that extends well beyond that described as "shitfaced," such that bowel control is lost. Typically achieved by drinking on an empty stomach. The exact Blood Alcohol Content required to reach "shitpantsed" drunk is different for each set of bowels.

Cole didn't eat before going to open bar, and wouldn't you know he ended up shitpantsed in the bathtub.

Carl wanted to show everyone he could loosen up, but he'll never live down getting shitpantsed in front of everyone at the holiday party.

by Uncle_Colorado July 18, 2009

sweatpants girl

The stereotypical college girl of the modern era. She always wears sweatpants (unless she's wearing pajamas), because she feels that her complete and total comfort trumps the fact that she looks like a complete and total slob. The sweatpants are usually accompanied by a school t-shirt and flip flops in the summer and a school sweatshirt and Ugg boots in the winter. Common accessories include an extremely expensive handbag to go with her clearance-sale sweatpants, and sunglasses that take up half of her face. A cellular phone can always be seen close by, for the rapid sending and receiving of text messages, unless at the moment she's preoccupied with listening to the latest chart-topping rap song on her iPod.

Nicole is a sweatpants girl. She rolls out of bed five minutes before class, never brushes her hair, and can always be seen in sweatpants (except for the times she gets up so late she just keeps her pajamas on).

by pbm19 April 1, 2008