Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman

In simple terms, going for a Wank.

Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012

Ankle sharking

When a cat (or other pet) stalks or winds around your ankles, weaving in and out, often brushing against your legs with its body and tail. Used as a compound verb. Also see the noun form: ankle shark.

Muffin's ankle sharking always ramps up when we sit down to dinner.

by JpodNi February 6, 2020

Shaking and Crying

Expression for obsession of a certain thing; often used sarcastically. "Shaking and Crying" comes from hardcore fans, who tend to 'shake and cry' when they affected by their fandom.

I was told Edward Cullen was not a real person. I am shaking and crying right now.

(sarcastically) brb shaking & crying

by dinobonoid June 18, 2009

National Ox-Shaking Day

On April 28th, National Ox-Shaking Day is celebrated in order to commemorate the ban of Oxa3

"Can you hit the Ox Shaker for me? It's National Ox-Shaking Day!"

by Stockton Rush June 29, 2023

shaking orgasm

A powerful orgasm that makes a girl's body shake.
Sometimes seen in pornography and used as a tag on some porn sites.

That girl had a shaking orgasm last night!

by thegatorade October 10, 2013

sheating

The act of ingesting sustenance whilst evacuating one's bowels

The Kraken relished so much in his mother's meatloaf and mashed potatoes that he did not want to pause from his meal as he felt the need to drop a massive deuce, instead he decided to take part in a little sheating session in order to reconcile both needs.

by El_Duderin0 March 21, 2011

crumb sharking

When your pet, usually a dog but not limited to dogs, follows you around to areas with food (kitchen, dinner table etc.) in hopes that a scrap of food will be dropped for their consumption.

Every time I’m in the kitchen, that dog follows me in crumb sharking around hoping for a treat.

by MacPherson McFly December 9, 2020