A female's vagina aka snatch after a long day at the beach. The Salty Shellfish is noted by its aromatic qualities including an amalgam of sea water, sweat, vaginal juice, sand and dripping sunscreen and tanning oils.
Dan: Where is your girlfriend today?
Jeff: She is at the beach broooohhhh! I told her stay there all day.
Dan: Why?
Jeff: That way she would bring me home a ripe and ready Salty Shellfish. I'm eatin' me some tangy tuna tonight braaaaaahhhhhh!!!
Jeff: She is at the beach broooohhhh! I told her stay there all day.
Dan: Why?
Jeff: That way she would bring me home a ripe and ready Salty Shellfish. I'm eatin' me some tangy tuna tonight braaaaaahhhhhh!!!
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
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Mr. Crabs: I got me some more money.
Sponge Bob: My Crabs can I have a raise, Nope sorry Sponge Bob.
Plankton: If you can steal Eugene Crabs recipe. If you can get me that recipe Spongebob I will give you a dollar.
Sponge Bob: Oh sorry Plankton, I couldn't do that to Mr. Crabs, he is just a selfish shellfish.
Mr. Crabs: I got me some more money.
Sponge Bob: My Crabs can I have a raise, Nope sorry Sponge Bob.
Plankton: If you can steal Eugene Crabs recipe. If you can get me that recipe Spongebob I will give you a dollar.
Sponge Bob: Oh sorry Plankton, I couldn't do that to Mr. Crabs, he is just a selfish shellfish.
by Looney Larry January 31, 2010
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An outstanding, loveable woman. She can be grumpy sometimes but will do anything to help. She is a loving mother and will do anything to save the enviroment!! She is mostly described with brown or dark hair and is a beautiful person! She has a great personality.....
by Tllsowy February 4, 2017
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by ShellfieKing August 23, 2014
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<Gamer #1> :( My sister just stole my laptop
<Gamer #2> Rofl, unlucky
<Gamer #3> shellfished
Replace the word "shellfished" with "owned" and you'll understand where it comes from.
<Gamer #2> Rofl, unlucky
<Gamer #3> shellfished
Replace the word "shellfished" with "owned" and you'll understand where it comes from.
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proper n. - 1. any alcoholic beverage served in a wine glass with a bendy straw.
adjective - 2. getting sloppy drunk on beverages that have bendy straws, 2 or more garnishes, or 3 or more ingredients.
proper n. - 1. any alcoholic beverage served in a wine glass with a bendy straw.
adjective - 2. getting sloppy drunk on beverages that have bendy straws, 2 or more garnishes, or 3 or more ingredients.
1. I'll have a tequila shellstrop please. Whatever garnishes you have, double them.
2. I'm gonna go get shellstropped and then eat shrimp til I pass out.
2. I'm gonna go get shellstropped and then eat shrimp til I pass out.
by zuchinno March 26, 2019
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