shelled

Like an artillery attack, a pitcher who allows more than four runs in less than five innings.

Barry Zito was totally horseshit! He pitched only 4.0 innings and was shelled...allowing 6 hits, 7 runs, 7 earned runs, 7 walks, and 2 strikeouts.

by Giants suck July 16, 2007

shelved

To insert an object into the anus!

I shelved a cucumber into my butt and loved it

by funpac January 30, 2010

shelled

To get outrageously drunk and wake up feeling like you were under artillery attack

"Oh man, I got shelled last night dude."
"Yeah? How do you feel?"
"You don't wanna know"

by BradenWC April 4, 2006

Shelved

To discontinue all further communications with a person.

I cant beleive Hamish just did that.

...Shelved

by Cpt.West September 9, 2009

shelfed

to store an arbitrary item in a bodily orifice for later use.

That stripper's son shelfed my phone!

by clickitdown December 6, 2006

Shelden

A great, funny person, who always is there. He is the kind of person to put your needs before his own. He will do anything to impress girls though. He can also be a little crazy ( but in a good way ). He is a hard worker that always has a smile. People usually tease him about weight but he laughs with them. He sometimes lets his mouth run and sometimes gets in trouble for it. He has someone he hates with a passion. He is usually tall and plays sports.

Shelden was AWESOME but also CRAZY last night. He is a great person.

by Brookoi February 13, 2019

Double Shelved

{dub-el shelvd} verb transitive, 1. to be rejected by someone - usually when making a romantic pass or hit on them 2. jilted

He's all depressed because he got double shelved by the woman he likes. She told him "No way, you're a loser."

Oh man, you got double shelved!

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009