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Sheltard

The dumbasses that are too rich to go to public school but too dumb to go to private schools
That damn sheltard cut herself
by surgericly March 25, 2019
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sheeptard

Sheep - blindly follow's the herd, lack of invidualism
Tard - retarded, of low IQ and knowledge.

A person without consciousness and ability to think for themselves to their own detriment.
Look at all of those sheeptards voting for _______.
by Lexvegan February 12, 2008
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Shaytards

The concept began in March of 2009, when Shay's viewers were complaining that he wasn't posting videos very often, and Shay began to feel bad. As sort of a "punishment", he decided to post a video everyday for a month, and if he missed a day, he would delete his famous Shaycarl channel. It became a year. Which became just everyday.

Through watching the videos, we learn many things about the Tards. Shay and his wife, nicknamed Katilette (or mommytard) have 4 children. For security reasons, Shay and Katilette do not purposley let out their childrens names, so they are given "tard" names. The oldest child is Sontard who is six, five year old Princesstard, three year old Babytard, and the newest edition, two month old Rocktard. They also have a dog named Malachi.

These videos have become part of many people's daily life, and routine. Many of their videos have delt with serious issues, like when Princesstard realized that someday she was going to die. Or when Rocktard was born. We've seen them all laugh, cry, scream, but what sets them apart from most families is how close they are. They are always laughing and having fun with each other, and they love each other more than anything in the world.
Mike: Yoo, did you see the new Shaytards video?

Carol: No! What happened?

Mike: Sontard fell off his bike and landed on babytard!

Carol: No way! I'll have to watch when I get home!
by aveykins August 22, 2010
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sweetard

One who is sweet but retarded at the same time.
Jacob is so nice but he is SO FUCKING STUPID. What a sweetard!
by HindiBindi October 7, 2012
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Sametards

When two people are both stupid and think and say the same stupid shiz all the time
Brosef.. we are sametards
by Teddwith2Dees September 16, 2017
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sheetanus

when she sucked your dick so good it feels like she is going to suck the sheets into your anus
girl was sucking on my ear and it reminded me of sheetanus.
by Fenger Mei September 25, 2018
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Sheetar

A beautiful Lumerian Godess ressurected in 1987 by two brothers Michael and George Tutman who were brainwashed by their uncle Anwar Namtut. In order to ressurect Sheetar the brothers had to collect body parts from mortal women. Sheetar was resurrected at a "blood buffet" where she could feast on virgin women. The "buffet" was broken up before Sheetar could have her feast, with many people dying in the police and the Tutman brothers crossfire. The last time she was seen was hoping into the passenger seat of a red corvette. The man or Sheetar were never seen again.
Dude Sheetar fucked me for an hour after eating the flesh off my bitch virgin girlfriend.
by Jack Carrol September 28, 2009
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