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sheath

I sheathed my sword to have safe sex.
by KawaiiAnime October 27, 2003
mugGet the sheathmug.

Sheath

Any form of sexual protection that a male can get his hands on e.g. Condom, Cling Film, Crisp Packet
Girl: Don't you think you better go get a sheath before we go one stage further?

Boy: Sure thing sweetypie! What flavour do you desire?

Girl: Hmm... strawberry sundae?

Boy: Sorry honeybun... I only have ready salted left.
by Tom Wilson May 15, 2008
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Sheathing

Damn Scotty! I hope she's had her bottom surgery so you can go sheathing later. Otherwise you're getting pegged kid.
by 7S27 March 9, 2023
mugGet the Sheathingmug.

Sheathing

The act of inserting one's erect penis into another larger penis.
I was fucking his dick with my dick. We were totally sheathing!
by Stouticus September 3, 2016
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penal sheath

the part of a dudes ball sack on which his cock,(man rifle) rests on, causing a depression .The larger the dick the more severe the sheath.
Dude that man has such a fat pancock that it dosent even fit in its penal sheath.
by 4thpostie March 30, 2009
mugGet the penal sheathmug.

Banter Sheath

A condom that you keep in your wallet in spite of the fact that you know you already have a girlfriend.
'He's gone to see that bird again'

'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'

'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'
by babadobey January 4, 2010
mugGet the Banter Sheathmug.

Sheathed Shandy

A handjob received while wearing a condom
Friend A: Hey did Josh smash last night?
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.
by Yuri Gode March 28, 2017
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