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Shedding

Woodshedding, a musicians term for practicing. Harkens back to idyllic pastoral time when one might take their Harpsichord or Udu out to the lean to in the back yard and practice their fugues or minuets till their fingers bled, while poultry and other livestock are slaughtered by the hired hands.
Zippy started out with a bit of a tin ear, but after months of shedding on his ukelele, he could hold the attention for almost 63 seconds.
by UD grifter May 28, 2009
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shedding caterpillars

FFS, why is that girl shedding caterpillars on the train?
by great tit. May 14, 2011
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Shading the poo

The act of covering the the entire toilet seat with your ass when you take a dump, in order to minimise the spread of stink from your shit.
Lean back on the seat to plug up as much of the hole until you flush.

Note - May require a fat ass.
Guy wanting to take a shit: What are you doing in the bathroom?
Shitter: I'm giving birth to king kong's finger.
Guy wanting to take a shit: No way, I can't smell anything, you must be masturbating.
Shitter: Nah, I'm just shading the poo.
by poo shader October 24, 2010
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The Shading Handjob Correlation

The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs
rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?
by Thomas Roald February 22, 2009
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Shading

The bitch is shading meeeeeeeeee.
by confusedbitches January 9, 2019
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sheaing it

v. 1.The action of not doing work and still getting graded well.
2. The action of making fun of all games other than the one game that the "shea-er" plays.
Dude, the kid's sheaing it- he hasn't done any work in the entire semester and still has a B average.
by DT_21 June 20, 2003
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Sheating

I love sheating, infact, last night I ate half a pizza while taking a crap.
by DJIVB February 2, 2012
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