penal sheath

the part of a dudes ball sack on which his cock,(man rifle) rests on, causing a depression .The larger the dick the more severe the sheath.

Dude that man has such a fat pancock that it dosent even fit in its penal sheath.

by 4thpostie March 30, 2009

Banter Sheath

A condom that you keep in your wallet in spite of the fact that you know you already have a girlfriend.

'He's gone to see that bird again'

'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'

'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'

by babadobey January 4, 2010

Sheathed Shandy

A handjob received while wearing a condom

Friend A: Hey did Josh smash last night?
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.

by Yuri Gode March 28, 2017

shathole

1. The orifice from which shat is expelled.
2. A description of a particular state of delapidation of a conveyance or abode.
3. A violent sexual activity aimed toward the aforementioned orifice.
4. A restaurant exercising substandard sanitary regimen.

1. My shathole is still burning after that Mexican dinner.
2. Man, this place is a real shathole. -or- Are you still driving that shathole.
3. Woman, if you don't quit running your mouth, I'm gonna shathole you somethin' fierce when we get home.
4. The roaches coming from the kitchen led me to believe that the Chinese place down the street is a real shathole.

by Tyler J. January 28, 2006

Shatheed

When a dumb ass pitch laughs like a hyena you call them kevionne or shatheed

Damn shatheed u laughing too loud shut yo bitch ass up

by Shatheed March 13, 2018

sheathing

A sexual act that is performed by placing the penis inside of the vagina and not performing any further action. It is customary to set up a buffet table next to the bed so that neither party becomes hungry during the often hours-long ordeal. One is not allowed to call or text while sheathing, as sheathing is the ultimate sign of commitment towards a sexual partner. It is perfectly fine to sleep while sheathing. The sheathing ends when: the penis becomes pruned; either party has to urinate, because the result of urination while sheathing would be like putting a thumb over a hose; death of either party; the end of the relationship between the parties. It is not permissible to orgasm while sheathing.

Mark's heart was filled with joy when his girlfriend asked if he would consider sheathing with her.

by Umbrelladump January 14, 2010

subathon

A hostage situation where a person is trapped by a group of people for minutes, hours, days, or even forever using money. The unique thing about this situation is it's a hostage situation you consent to beforehand,

"Hey, do you feel bad for Ludwig for being stuck in this subathon?"

"Of course not, look at how much money he's making!"

by Lalelilolulalelilolu March 25, 2021