Shawtyism

hating on your significant other or your so called “shawty” for no particular reason

person 1: shut up dumbass

person 2: i didn’t even say anything

person 3: ayo, that’s shawtyism

by swaggy chad March 16, 2021

Fresno Shawnism

The ability to make a NON-Lethal item either, blow up, catch fire, or explode in some manner

I put down a piece of toast, it knocked over my marble jar, they rolled over and knocked over a bottle of nailpolish remover which poured into my computer fan, spraying my room in nailpolish remover, and into the candle across the room, hence catching the room on fire because I put toast down. "That was a complete Fresno Shawnism"

by Mackanzie_Fresno December 10, 2008

Shawnism

The belief to be fucking disgusting and ugly!

Person 1: Do you believe in Shawnism?
Person 2: No, I'm not fucking ugly and disgusting.

by Shawn is ugly March 9, 2022

Shawnism

n; Shawnisms (Plural); completely random sayings that may or may not have anything to do with the discussion at that point in time.

Dude, that was so funny, when we were talking about what we had for lunch, and Suzie just blurted out, "I like the large pretzels!"

I know, right, that was a perfect Shawnism.

by City Couple June 21, 2022

Shartism

A word describing a person who has autism and is really dumb, so dumb that they will die in a matter of weeks.

Person a: whats wrong with him?
Person b: hes suffering from terminal shartism

by Shartismgod April 25, 2023

sawtism

Autism for people who's special interest are the Saw movies

"sorry for info dumping about Saw characters, I got the sawtism."

by Kitsune0 January 8, 2024

Sawtism

A word for horror people that will watch any dog shit & tell you it’s really not that bad.

Mario: Yo, did Tyler show you that movie 'Pumpkinhead?'

Josh: Yeah, bro thinks it's the best movie of all time. He's got serious sawtism.

by Kalebrodavstheinternet March 18, 2024