shattered

shattered to have consumed excessive amounts of alcohol

ian calling his mum to pick him up at 3am: hey ma! can you come and pick me up! im shattered!

by blossmmm January 23, 2005

shattered

To be extremely intoxicated to the point of not being able use the function of your extremeties

Kyle was so shattered last night that he hooked up with Metz.

by TK November 12, 2004

shattered

To break into a million pieces. To suddenly burst into fragments.

The thoughts of a million men trapped inside the chasm which is the mind of a future programmer.

The vace shattered into right before our eyes.

by Shattered December 2, 2003

Shatter

The ugly mess that coats the inside of the toilet bowl when you have to go to the bathroom so bad that you fart and defecate in unison as soon as you take your seat. (Sh*t/Splatter)

I had to go to the bathroom so bad that it took three flushes to clear the shatter from the bowl.

by Juan Pescador September 24, 2019

shattered

A person who is very high from smoking marijuana, often looks very tired

John was so shattered after hitting that fatty bowl.

by krank the ram May 2, 2010

Shatter

Shatter is one of the antagonist of the Transformers spin-off film now a reboot "Bumblebee". She's a Triple Changer like her partner Dropkick. Her character design was inspired of the Terminator she transforms to a Plymouth GTX muscle car and a Harrier Jet.

Shatter is also one the most Thiccest Decepticon throughout the film only have her spot stolen by a much more well known Decepticon and that is the Logic loving psychopath Shockwave.

"Shatter is one Thicc Bih!"

by Misfire February 12, 2020

Shatter

squirting out of your ass

last night he made me shatter so much we had to call the bio hazard clean up squad

by shatterwitch69 September 11, 2023