Shatnerd

One who adores and idolizes William Shatner. Usually a female Trekkie who fantasizes about being one of the hot alien chicks Captain Kirk makes out with.

Listening to the original series Star Trek theme song and admiring her many Captain Kirk action figures, she proudly wrote on the wall in big letters: "I am a Shatnerd." And she was.

by the Pollylu July 8, 2004

William Shatnered

When you drink too much alcohol you pass out.

I got "William Shatnered" last New Years Eve.

by Phartman December 24, 2009

Shanie

absolutely gorgeous, everything about her screams lovely, she cant go wrong, she is so talented and is just fun to be around

See that girl, thats shanie
WOW

by ferrroooo March 19, 2011

Shaniece

A socially awkward person, that you oh so love because they're cute and funny.

Oh my god dude you're so Shaniece, but I love you anyways.

by taerieth March 10, 2019

Shaunie special

A Dunkin’ Donuts iced coffee drink that’ll be the best thing you’ve ever put in your mouth

Six pumps of Caramel swirl

Six pumps of coconut

And extra extra cream

Yo I just went to Dunkin’ Donuts and got me a shaunie special

by Dirtyd December 2, 2018

Shatner

Verb. To boldly shit where no shit has ever been shat before, namely on someone else.

Dude 1 : I really wanted to Shatner that guy but he ran off in the Weinermobile with Elon Musk.
Dude 2 : You mean they ran off in the Weinerrocket?
Dude 1 : Nah, it hasn't been invented yet.

by AlabamaBaby February 18, 2021

Shatner texting

When someone sends several 1-3 word texts to complete a sentence, thought, phrase, or anything that would take a normal person one text to send. This behavior can cause the reciever of Shatner texts to have their phones freeze because of the abundance or texts coming at once. It can also cause aggravation and annoyance because the reciever cannot read the first text because the rest of the texts are strolling in. Not to be confused with spamming. Named after William Shatner's speech patterns.

(Bob texting Mary)
Bob:What are

Bob:you

Bob:doing later

Bob: this evening?

Bob:I was

Bob:thinking

Bob:maybe you

Bob: and

Mary: Stop Shatner texting me!

Bob: I

Bob:could see

Bob: a movie

Bob: at the

Bob: cinema

Mary:*throws phone*

by enzymes August 12, 2012