sharpie

A type of painful poop that results from eating a cactus along with its thorns.

Jenny D says she pooped out a wicked painful sharpie this morning.

by monsturd June 9, 2018

sharpie

if theres nothing else...it makes a great dildo!

bahaha!

...horny ass chick...jumbo sharpie...hmm...this could get interesting...

by XxXcuddlesXxX September 2, 2007

sharpie

Its obvious that a sharpie is a permanent marker that is usually black and smells really bad but what a REAL sharpie is, a girl, typically latina, who shaves off her eyebrow and draws a fake one on. It doesn't necessarily have to be with a sharpie, but everyone calls them that anyway.

"Wow, look at that latina chick with the shaved off eyebrows"
"Dude get with the fucking times, they're called sharpies"

by aznboy September 28, 2006

sharpie

smell it to float with the clouds and rainbows.

(After he smels the sharpie)
Dude your sis is hot.

by Peeboy June 24, 2003

sharpie

a device in which kids can get high (by sniffing) without their teachers, parents, or any other adult, (or snitches) can see.

Tori: Hey, Scotti, can i borrow your Sharpie?
Scotti: Sure. Here ya go.
Tori: Thanks. Im just going to use it to "work on my project".

Muahaha. >"<

by Premo_not_Emo April 22, 2008

sharpie

Something you use to help you get high.

sharpies are not allowed at school because of disruption in class...

by prncss jose June 19, 2007

sharpie

1. Slang for a thin, pointy penis. Practically useless for anybody but the owner of said Sharpie, the common response to inquiries regarding one's Sharpie is "None of your business."

2. A brand of permanent markers used to write on almost any surface with pinpoint "sharpness", thus the name "Sharpie".

Joaquin: "Hey, Rob, do you have a Sharpie?" (referring to a marker)

Rob: "Y'know what, Joaquin, that's none of your business." (referring to his penis.)

by Joaquin Rocks! January 1, 2009