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Permanent marker used for the sole purpose to write on somebody's face when they have passed out(i.e. black hawk down) usually if they are so intoxicated or high.
Steve: Hey! Matt just passed out!
Chad: SWEET! I'll go get the sharpie.

The Next Day...
Matt: WTF! Steve! Chad! I'm gonna kick your asses!
by Gts976 January 3, 2009
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A fishing term used to classify an elite angler who always seems to be in the right place at the right time because he is always "on the fish". His prowess is so keyed in that you could put a sharpie in the worst possible fishing environment (weeds, snow, hurricane winds...), and he will still catch a trophy fish because he knows something that no one else knows, exactly how to present which lure/bait in which conditions to attract any fish that are present.
I was at the beach yesterday and there were 20 other guys and no one could catch a cold...except Adam, he's a real sharpie on the surf, I think they started called him the fish whisperer after his 7th bass
by Bassmaster427 November 15, 2010
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The sort of thing you look up, when you are sitting at your desk, and see an actual sharpie, and are so bored that you decide to look it up, to see what other losers wrote about it, because if you dont know the definition anyways you are a dumbf***k
by noflyway99 February 26, 2005
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A marker that is used for writing on every surface possible - known by beaners for "tagging"
hook me up with a sharpie so I can finish my peice
by rek phour March 29, 2003
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SHARPIE! LoL
by coca February 23, 2004
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A type of painful poop that results from eating a cactus along with its thorns.
Jenny D says she pooped out a wicked painful sharpie this morning.
by monsturd June 9, 2018
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if theres nothing else...it makes a great dildo!

bahaha!
...horny ass chick...jumbo sharpie...hmm...this could get interesting...
by XxXcuddlesXxX September 2, 2007
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