Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

shayesteh

Is the best friend, ever.

She is beautiful and kind and very helpful in the hard situations. You can count on shayeste as the best friend ever!

Shayesteh is the best refigh in the world means you can never find a better friend

by Moonsa August 19, 2018

shareski

The act of spilling food or drink on oneself or near your general vicinity, photographing the resulting stain and then posting it on Twitter for others to view.

Did you see John pulled a shareski last night after he spilled ketchup all over his pants?

by brueckj23 February 4, 2010

shapesturbating

The act of masturbating in a crowded room (usually 4-6 people) without their knowledge, and then proceeding to dive your semen soaked hand into a pack of shapes. Afterwards, you can either wash your hands or lick the now flavor packed semen off of your fingers

Ben: Dude, did you hear what happened in Cabin 9 last night?
John: No what happened?
Ben: Apparently Xavier was shapesturbating
John: That's disgusting

by Jernandez December 3, 2016

Shanested

Shanested is a compound word "Shane + Waisted". Originating from the early 2000's.

Shanested is when someone is to waisted to be of any use. The only good that he can do is make others laugh and make a mess that they will inherently have to clean up.

I was Shanested last night.

by yourwheelman November 15, 2014

shrestha

Someone with sass, she's not your average girl. A shrestha is very peppy but also moody. She's smart pretty and funny. Be careful though, shrestha's can bite or sting so don't piss them off too much.

"Woahhhh!! You're dating a Shrestha!? Damn, lucky dude.

by someonek00l November 16, 2016

Shrestha

A girl who is typically Indian but has her white side. A Shrestha is really pretty but don’t let her fool you she has brains too. She is also very crazy and may make you have several headaches but it’s all worth it in the end. She can also have her dumb moments and she’s kinda slow so just give her sometime.

Damn that girl is hot is that a Shrestha.

by Some random girl 100 May 11, 2018