shartburn

what happens after a shart

loud gurgling greasy fart

Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!

tosses him a pack of baby wipes

by Alpino December 15, 2008

Sherborn, MA

A small, wealthy town 23 miles west of Boston with an outstanding public school system and a highly dysfunctional government. The town has made very little progress in the past 200 years because most people die before they can complete the lengthy, decades long application process necessary to get a building project approved. However, this convoluted approval process has preserved much of the town's historic beauty. Its residents are sort of like the Amish, only with indoor toilets and BMWs in the driveway.

I'm building a house in Sherborn, MA! Maybe my grandkids will get to live there!

by Sherbornite February 9, 2010

Sharbon

When somebody has not yet started puberty.

Person 1: Have you sprouted any pubes yet?

Person 2: No

Person 1: Hahahahaha you SHARBON!

by Hobbers March 26, 2008

sharbono

A large human being that could be mistaken for sasquatch. Usually over 6'4" with an intimidating posture and large beard.

While walking through the woods in Montana a large pantless sharbono jumped out from behind a tree, shook his weiner and ran off into the weeds.

by 1m2 July 5, 2018

Shartburn

a form of shart felt as a burning sensation in the ass, caused by acid secretion into the anus.

Oh man; I had the worst shartburn today.

by the_johnsmith May 29, 2011

Dover-Sherborn

Two towns somewhere in Massachusetts that has mostly rich, liberal, white families. it could basically the same town considering they both have a population under 8,000 and share the same middle and high school. Which happen to be the best public school in the state.
Up until the age of 10 kids are left with foreign nannies while their parents get drunk and make out at the country club. Most of the boys figure out they’re gay in middle school but just play lax to make it seem like they’re not. While the girls develop a shared love for white sneakers, vineyard vines, soul cycle, and pur vida. And by high school every kid has been consumed by too much hw and drugs to make it through. And some way 99.8% of them go to college, at least half Ivy League.

Guy: just won my Dover-Sherborn lax game bro wanna go chill at the clubhouse?
Guy: sure man but I gotta finish with my collage tutor first though

by asmrwiiiiig December 10, 2018

Alfie Sherborne

Likes toes that's it there is nothing else to this man that is all he talks about evry single fibre of his being his sucking of big fat juicy toes so I can drink some of that delicous to juice.

My dad's been sucking my toes for 2 hours now he must be an Alfie Sherborne

by FuckItGeckoTime December 23, 2019