A person, holding shares of stock, who is nervous or anxious about losing their money.
Emotionally cannot handle downward market fluctuations in the stock or other financial trading markets.
Emotionally cannot handle downward market fluctuations in the stock or other financial trading markets.
Man, Gurdeep keeps messaging me every day about this stock! He's not a shareholder he's a scareholder.
Jimmy's going to die of stress #scareholder
Jimmy's going to die of stress #scareholder
by r2verma January 21, 2021
Get the scareholder mug.A senior member of a team who hadn't been involved in the development of a project who then comes in and completely changes the goals or "doesn't like" something the entire team has worked toward and agrres with.
Jill didn't show the brief to her boss, a mystery stakeholder, and now after months of work - he's canceled it because he doesn't like the green color that was used.
by businessSlang September 16, 2012
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Barbara lahey: you can't do that!
Sam: if I get 51%, that'd make me the dominant shareholder. you know, the big cheese. the king caveman.
Sam: if I get 51%, that'd make me the dominant shareholder. you know, the big cheese. the king caveman.
by packrunnertrainor March 9, 2022
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Skate-holder
Not to be confused with stakeholder, a skateholder is someone who hangs around a skate park just holding a skate board and not actually using it
Skate-holder
Not to be confused with stakeholder, a skateholder is someone who hangs around a skate park just holding a skate board and not actually using it
Person 1:"look at the skateholder over there"
Person 2:"fucking filthy"
Skateholder:"sick grind dude, I'd shred but you my arms... And my throats kinda sore"
Person 2:"fucking filthy"
Skateholder:"sick grind dude, I'd shred but you my arms... And my throats kinda sore"
by Godbutbetter January 30, 2018
Get the Skateholder mug.A shareholder in the American economy, representing ownership of a share. Entitling the holder to a portion of the government's assets and profits, as well as voting rights in government decisions. The economic value is $1 per share.
As a dollar-shareholder in the American economy, each citizen holds a vote through their dollar bills.
by my_penis May 25, 2024
Get the dollar-shareholder mug.A neologism blending shareholder and HODL (crypto slang for “hold”), used satirically to describe an extractive investor or corporate executive who:
- Clings to equity and short-term profits regardless of a company’s long-term sustainability.
- Pushes extractive practices such as buybacks, dividends, or aggressive cost-cutting that benefit shareholders at the expense of workers, customers, or society.
- Embodies the dogmatic logic of financial capitalism, prioritizing shareholder enrichment while ignoring stakeholder well-being.
- Clings to equity and short-term profits regardless of a company’s long-term sustainability.
- Pushes extractive practices such as buybacks, dividends, or aggressive cost-cutting that benefit shareholders at the expense of workers, customers, or society.
- Embodies the dogmatic logic of financial capitalism, prioritizing shareholder enrichment while ignoring stakeholder well-being.
“The boardroom was packed with sharehodlers demanding another stock buyback while the company’s workers hadn’t seen a raise in years.”
by StressedDesserts August 27, 2025
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