Farmyard Shanking

The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.

"Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room"

by APersuasiveTurnip September 1, 2016

Meat Shanking

A prison term for engaging in sodomy in a male prison.

The new inmate recieved a meat shanking from his cellmate.

by BeavisBungholio December 3, 2018

Shanking Crank

to have a shit while crying and wanking

"man i made one hell of a mess in the toilet"
"why what were u doin ?"
"just having a Shanking crank"

by Ali The Bad Boy D February 24, 2008

tyler shanklin

A south-american blowjob. When you snot-rocket on the dick and then suck it off.

My boyfriend loves tyler shanklins they are his favorite

by fee fee tang March 31, 2009

shakhina

shakhina is a good friend thats all i have to say love u shakhina

hi shakhina

by gdsjdgjskguds October 12, 2020

Shanking

The act of masturbating, or wanking, whilst at the same time having a shower.

Man have you been shanking our shower? The floors getting sticky.

I always make sure i have a shank before a night out.

by James Ryder June 12, 2011

shankhonil

A pervert who only runs behind girls and is mad behind a girl whose name starts with r

There goes the pervert shankhonil

by Kaluaadam November 3, 2021