Devil's Handjob

when someone rips off your penis

i told my girlfriend to back the fuck off last night on facebook, she's gonna give me a devil's handjob at school tomorrow! SHIT

by aklfjshkdjae'ds;ao' January 28, 2011

Sandjob

A handjob recieved at a beach, sandbox, or any other location with sand.

Recieving a handjob when the person giving the handjob has sand stuck to their hand

A painful handjob

"Did you hear about pat's date at the beach?"

"Yeah man i heard he got a Sandjob."

"rumor has it that his dick was sore for a week"

by skaterdudesiegel January 22, 2009

Standjob

(noun, singular) the provision of a blowjob given by a short person to a tall person, such that both parties are standing at the time.

That girl is really cute, but kind of short; she'd definitely give a good standjob.

by Beauty Salon June 7, 2009

shankjob

A shankjob is someone who can't do anything correctly and/or does really shoddy work.

George W. Bush is a fucking shankjob.

by Allen A. September 26, 2007

Cutter's Handjob

The act of cutting one's palm and giving their male partner a hand job, using the blood as lube.

Dude! You know that goth chick we met last night? Well after the party, we went out back, and she totally fucking cut her palm open! Then she grabbed my dick and gave me a good ol' fashion Cutter's Handjob .

by Captain Rummidew June 10, 2010

Sahandjob

A sexual favor on the genitals given by those of Persian descent.

"Jim went to Iran for the purpose of receiving a Sahandjob from the women"

by Toddyblumpkin May 29, 2008

Schrodinger's Handjob

When you tittyfuck a girl who has a flat chest so its not really a "handjob" but its also not really a "Tittyfuck"

man 1 - "Bro i just got a great tittyfuck from my girlfriend"

man 2 - "bro your gf is super flat are you sure it wasn't just a Schrodinger's Handjob"

by Beastman723 April 7, 2017