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Shammer 

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An expert in the field of appearing very busy while actually doing as little work as possible. A trait usually associated with junior enlisted in the Army.
E-7: Tell SPC Snuffy to stop being such a fucking shammer
E-5: I've tried but he always says he's busy with something for the First Sausage
Shammer by Professional Shammer February 9, 2024

Shammer faced 

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The bastard child between Hammered and Shit faced.
Damn Peach, you were so shammer faced last night you threw a 1/5th of Gentleman's Jack at me, now we just have a hole in the wall.

Is that guy shammer faced? No, thats just Oscar being Oscar.

Operation: Shammer Shield 

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A military term for an operation in a situation where ROTC cadets are deployed into a combat situation.

The ROTC cadets are separated into two platoons; the first being the dedicated cadets who wish to better themselves in their training to become military officers, the second being the 'shammers' i.e. the people who do not care to better themselves or to be an officer and only go through an ROTC to have their schooling paid for.
The operation consists of the platoon of dedicated cadets shielding themselves in combat with the disgusting, fat bodies of the undedicated cadets. The reason for this being that the undedicated cadets are useful for only taking bullets.
These indifferent cadets will assist in Operation: Shammer Shield by running out into the clearing and revealing the location of the machine gun nest.

Mara-shammer 

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Someone who puts on full running gear and runs alongside marathon runners for the last 3 miles of the course -looking surprisingly fresh. Glory hunter. Shouts encouragement and takes pictures as they overtake them.

Avoids problems like Runners Bum.

The full kit wanker of the running world.
Did Nick do the Mara-sham again? Yeh, the whole 2.9 miles. That F-ing mara-shammer.
Mara-shammer by Buakk November 21, 2019

Slut Shammer 

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A person that speaks the truth on Instagram comments.
" I called that Marc a slut shammer because he spoke the truth on my sister's insta post"
Slut Shammer by Umpa Lumpaa October 13, 2017

Shammered

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Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.
Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!
Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015
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