skatefucking 

When you are ice-skating or skateboarding and your nuts scrape along the concrete.

Yo boi, nice skatefucking

skatefucking by theonebadboiyouknowfromdownthe March 12, 2018

shameful shitter 

contrary to a "shameless shitter" a shameful shitter will hold it in for hours before daring to go into a public restroom, they rather wait 'till they get home or in a case of an emergency they will scout out a lonesome or retreated restroom and proceed to shit and run, but they will do it in a continued state of terror and anxiety that someone will come in and smell their aroma or hear their farts, in such case they will wait for hours until the restroom is clear of people to avoid the "Walk of Shame"

Wife : Honey can't you go any faster? I'm prairie dogging!!

Husband : Why didn't you go at the mall?

Wife : The restroom was full and you know I'm a shameful shitter, now step on it!!

shameful shitter by joshua700 October 6, 2009

shamecocks 

The nickname of the University of South Carolina Gamecocks, a team with an all time losing record. Also known as lamecocks.

"We're just not real good, and we're not coached real well, which is my fault."
-Steve Spurrier, Coach of Carolina

Clemson beat the shamecocks again this year, "maybey next year."

shamecocks by SGTGR February 17, 2008

slimefuck 

An person who annoys you in every way possible

"Richard is a major slimefuck."

slimefuck by Johnissoevil February 1, 2004

shamefaced 

adj. 1. post fellatio, of the fellator: the result of any amount of sperm and/or disharge being visible on one's physiognomy

Sally sat there shamefaced

shamefaced by monkface twiddletwat April 29, 2004

Shameful Sweater

When you are stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper and must resort to using a sweater. Shameful.

A) My uncle had no toilet paper....I had to use a sweater to wipe my ass. I wonder what became of that shameful sweater.

Shameful Sweater by Bobs Sweater Factory November 26, 2011

spacefuckery 

Sci-fi action, potentially ridiculous.

Wow, that Orson Scott Card novel was full of an obscene amount of militant spacefuckery.

spacefuckery by Jesse Montgomery June 11, 2006