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Whamdangler

A whamdangler is a term used to describe your penis once it has been peirced,tattood, or permanently decorated in any way.Fashionably decorated male genitalia or blinged out balls.
Toby works at the ballpark restroom, and he said 30% of all men have whamdanglers

Hey, didn't you hear? That tattoo shop that's closing is offering blow out deals on all their whamdangler jewelry

That one awkward guy in the locker room keeps flopping his whamdangler around and invading my personal space.

I'm so sick of Johnson,ever since he got his penis whamdangled last Tuesday he thinks EVERYBODY wants to see it!!!
by Sweetteabone December 28, 2013
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Whamdanglers

man look at those whamdanglers! foookin HUGE!
by otispunkmeyer September 25, 2005
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shandangle

An account of events. News, story.
What's this shandangle about you being late yesterday?

I have made such a mess of this shandangle
by Gignere March 6, 2013
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spamdangled

Being totally wasted out your face on alcohol.
Spamdangled happens when you consume 2 bottles of Sambucca, 10 pints and a glass of red wine.
by Max Evans December 27, 2008
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Shamangled

To be under the influence of a high dose of psychedelics, such as DMT, Magic Mushrooms, Acid.
Bro I can't wait for Burning Man this year. I am gonna get Shamangled.
by Shamanned May 5, 2018
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shadangles

the fat on the upper arm of an old lady.
i.e., lunch lady arms
Look at the shadangles on that woman!”
by bepises March 9, 2018
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Shambanger

I can't believe we have to use these shambangers because the line is closed and the trains are not running. They look like they are from the Victorian era.
by Jeremy Beautiful Chest January 22, 2021
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