shamster 

Generally disreputable person. Con artist, lazy, sleazy, etc. all qualify

Al Sharpton, Jerry Springer, people who send Email spam, optical networking export S.D. Brorson

shamster by John Hinsdale May 23, 2003

Spamateur

Someone inexperienced enough to think that any simple solution has a hope of fixing the problem.

RackMonkey: The red light in the middle of the drive array is flashing, want me to stick some gaffa-tape over it?
BOFH: (Slap)

Spamateur by Rack Monkey September 8, 2005

Spamateur

Someone who is an amateur at spamming forum threads.

"I'm 1337"

"OMG did you really just say that, just to up your post count?"

"yes, why?"

"You're such a spamateur"

Spamateur by UrBaN963 October 10, 2008

shameturbate 

When you masturbate during periods of shame and self loathing.

I can't believe I ate so many big macs on my date last night. She was so turned off, I just had to go home and shameturbate.

shameturbate by Funk Master J Riff July 31, 2016

Shakatery

Trouble, deceit, tomfoolery in its most mischievous form.

Synonym: chicanerous, chicanery

He's throwing out that shakatery. He's for the streets.

Shakatery by MWelch87 November 5, 2021

Shapater 

1) An over-energetic person
2) A person who gets the work done way before time

"Yeh banda to barda shapater nikla" or "This person turned out to be a shapater"

Shapater by shapatarking420 April 14, 2023

Shmater 

Kaelyn & Martin only

We’re just shmaters in a shmater world. The only shmaters who ever shmatered.

Shmater by Shmater August 3, 2018