Shalaed

Wasted to the Nth degree; beyond wasted

Guy1: did u see that girl she had 1 to many shots
Guy2: she was so shalaed she even passed out

by sr9311 August 3, 2011

Shailahed

Getting curved.

Guy 1: yo I asked a girl out today

Guy 2: oh word? What did she say?

Guy 1: well... she just changed the topic and ignored it

Guy 2: damn bro you got SHAILAHED

Guy 1: yeah bro frfr

by Anonymous_317 August 17, 2019

shallane

shallane is a beautiful human and she is also a baddie. shallane is very pretty and cute 😗 she will take your mans 🚫🧢 shallane is rich. 💰🔫

person: who is that?

person 2: that’s shallane, she is very smex 🥵
person: she is cute 😗

by natalie vooo October 18, 2019

Dirty shallard

A man that loves his fishing and once catching fish, uses said fish to perform oral on himself ! Simultaneously pissing in his own mouth. Es car go shals car go to the bottle o'

Mitch "Oh man last I got a dirty shallard! His piss stunk

by Cassie codeine January 23, 2021

Shellaced

A drunken state of being induced either by playing excessive amounts of beer pong, bullshit pyrimid, or by consuming a very high proof liquor using a "chug mug."
Shellaced is not only a state of being, but also a state of mind, in which one becomes completely obsessed with making it to the frats, the rugby house, or any other nightly house party in which there will be inevitably more drinking.
Origin: Our 7 foot long beer pong table had to be sealed with shellac to protect its superior paint-job. the word just stuck thereafter.

Person 1: Hey do you want to go to Danieley J103 for some beer pong on thier sweet-ass table? I bet we'll get amazingly shellaced!
Person 2: Nah I can't man, I was over there last Sunday and those girls got me completely shellaced before they had finished thier first game of bullshit pyrimid.

by Lisa-Ann-Denny September 20, 2005

shalted

Totally smashed, wasted, hammered, shitfaced, and the like. Used exclusively for excessive drinking.

"Dude, you should've seen Chris last night. He got totally shalted and bounced with some chick we've never even seen before."

"Uhg, I've had such a rough week. Let's go out and get completely shalted tonight."

by prettymucheverysaturdaynight December 6, 2009

Shellaced

Verb meaning to be fired by Donald Trump, 45th President of the United States.

Anthony Scaramucci was shellaced by Donald Trump. Rex Tillerson was shellaced by Donald Trump. Jeff Sessions was shellaced by Donald trump

by Ooklaboo August 19, 2019