Sharticle

Articles that are a bit on the poo side

"Poo Buses set to take over Norwich"? What a sharticle!

by Barshens July 31, 2016

Sharticle blapping

When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.

Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!

by Squapstars October 16, 2011

Sharticle

A sharticle is a blog or web article filled with material less entertaining than a loud noisy release of fecal matter. People might say, "Come here and look at this", but they soon will be bored with the lack of information or the rank presentation thereof.

Used in a sentence:

Amy's sharticle on her dad liking My Little Pony at Yahoo Contributor's Network was super annoying. I wouldn't even read it while having a shit.

by elijahblue November 26, 2013

shadpilled

When one of your homies insults their parents.

Mom: When are you coming home?

Shadpilled Homie: Shut up whore.

You: Wow, he's so shapilled. I wanna eat his cum.

by Cringelord19 August 16, 2021

sharticle

A microscopic particle of shit that floats in the air

Covidiot: “Dude, why are you wearing your mask in the bathroom, are you afraid of…woooooo…COVID?”
Guy: “No, I just don’t want to breathe in the rank-ass sharticles from the huge messy deuce you just dropped”

by Nicholas D May 4, 2022

sharticle

The airborne, but not solid gas particles, emmited while sharting.

Edweirdo's shart was so nasty, he stained the seat with sharticles.

by Estacada James September 25, 2006

Shitsicle

When one defacates outside during the winter and the fecal matter freezes to their anus like an icicle.

I went out side an took a dump, but it froze to my ass as a shitsicle!

by Sir Banacheck September 24, 2006