shavecation

A period of time, slightly longer than normal, one goes without shaving. Ususally associated with the holidays and comes to an end in early January. Can be intentional or unintentional. In the common case of beards - the shavecation usually upsets a wife or girlfriend, and is often incorrectly mistaken for laziness.

Barbara: "Sheesh, you look like you've been on a month-long shavecation"

Walter J: "Don't worry boss, the beard will go at the end of my shavecation. See you next week"

by emjaybizzle January 5, 2011

Shadedar

The ability to pick out shady people with radar like accuracy.

My shadedar was telling me not to trust that person.

by $1400 August 23, 2018

Shamecation

A form of punishment wherein an employee fucks up beyond the reprimand of a warning and is put on a disciplinary leave of absence with or without pay.

"Where's Jimmy this week?" "Oh he opened the store 2 hours late so boss put him on a Shamecation."

by DocLoLiday November 16, 2012

shadical

someone who hates his friends and is toxic

stop being such a SHADICAL

by MILKTHATSEXPIRED February 14, 2019

Shadebathing

When one is attempting to sunbathe but the sunlight always seems to disappear leaving oneself in the shade when you are lying there trying to get a tan

Person 1: HEEEY HOWS THE SUNBATHING?
Person 2: Not great, no sun :( im basically shadebathing

by Livvvvviee July 18, 2010

shadeball

a sketchy person, or event(s)

we went to the party but there were only two shadeballs in the basement and no chics

I thought we were on the right train, but there were bums everywhere, it looked so shadeball

by Droan February 1, 2010

Shadical

someone who rages like crazy. He also says he is going to do a prank back on Mr. top 5 but never does lol.He'll never understand that he can never pull big boi pranks.

Mr top 5 *pulls a prank on shadical*
Shadical: You know what I'm not even mad because there's a big prank coming your way

5 y e a r s l a t e r a n d n o p r a n k

by Shadical & Mrtop5 fan club jk April 24, 2020