shankopotomus

when a golfer is shanking the ball so bad he might as well be a hippopotomus.

Gayton is seriously a shankopotomus today.

by ezell714 February 2, 2009

shankopotomus

derived from the word shank, word meaning to hit a golf ball to the side of the course opposite the golfer's stance.
Shankopotomus defines a golfer with a propensity for this error. Someone who is a large shanker. Double extra huge shanker. A shanker extraordinaire. Frank.

Go in the woods to find your ball- shankopotomus.

by islandchief October 24, 2009

Shankosaurus

one who can't hit a golfball in a straight line to save their life!

"FORE!"
"look where you're hittin that damn ball you shankosaurus! i'm in the freakin' parking lot!"

by junewho February 21, 2009

shankouty

A egyptian word for a boy that loves a lot of girls at the same time.

Miguel is dating natasha and elissa , what a shankouty!

by Comoloco February 2, 2017

shankometer

A word used to describe how cool or awesome something is. Can be used like the phrase "Off tha hizzle."

"Holy skanky shit homes that weed is off tha shankometer!"

by Matt December 6, 2004

shankopotamus

When someone very, very badly hits a golf ball in a high-pressure situation. This also applies to field goal kicks where the kicker badly chokes. This word is the portmanteau of shank (as hitting a golf ball way off course) and hippopotamus. This word is designed to conjure up images of the worst choke performance you can imagine.

It came down to the last hole, and Gary did a complete shankopotamus. The ball traveled about 10 feet off the tee into the water. He never recovered, lost the round, and lost the game.

by evilelvis94 January 15, 2022

shanko

A person who chokes under pressure.
A person who lets their team down in a game, project, debate, anything that has any importance.
A person who misses a field goal kick to tie, or win the game.
A person who cant make a penalty kick to win a game.
A person who blows at picking up girls.

Wow!?, did u see Rex Grossman get intercepted??, He is truly a shanko.

Fuck. Gerald missed that field goal to win the state championship. I just cant take that shanko anymore... lets kill him!

How sad, that shanko just blew his chance to hook up with that girl.

by Scott Craig April 8, 2008