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Seltzerberg

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, better known as the directors who have created such cinematic abominations as Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, and Vampires Suck.
The latest Seltzerberg production was widely panned by critics yet made $15 million in its first week.
by He of One Letter August 6, 2010
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stelzer

stel•zer•ed, stel•zer•ing, stel•zer

To take that which was funny and cause it to cease in its funniness. To kill, maim, or otherwise incapacitate a joke. Used in a derogatory and/or jovial manner.
a) Oh man, you just totally stelzered that joke.
b) It is incredible how unfunny you are, you stelzer every last conversation.
c) You have stelzered my jokes for the last time, now I shall shoot you.
by Drew Westphal December 13, 2004
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Alka-Seltzer party

A bunch of very hungover and bored individuals taking their Alka-Seltzers in unison after drinking too much the night before.
..yeah, and this morning we had an Alka-Seltzer party over at Fred's. No more tequila for me for the rest of my life.
by spacecadet79 January 13, 2013
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Seltzer Baby

A seltzer baby is where you pull your someones pants down and pour/splash sparkling water in someones asscrack "must be non consensual"
"Hey did you hear that Connor totally gave dylon a seltzer baby"
by Mr.buiscuitz September 12, 2021
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seltzer

drink that can get flavors that looks liek water but is fizzy
seltzer is carbonated
by I LoVe JaMie =]] February 24, 2008
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red hot pussy seltzer

A slang term for squirting as used in the movie The Wedding Ringer
Damn, her red hot pussy seltzer tasted like bacon in the morning
by Chad666 April 29, 2016
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Alka-seltzer

Perhaps the best icebreaker ever made. It consists of Taking alka-seltzer, dropping it into a woman's drink, it fizzing, and her asking "is that Roofies?"
You-drop alka-seltzer into cup
Woman- what the fuck did you just roofie me?
You-Pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that

she might then say something along the lines of "Oh my Gosh that is so funny we should have sex right now"

...your welcome
by TheRuralThesaurus1 October 25, 2010
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