The Sessie

The act of masturbating 7 guys (1 in each hand, 1 in each armpit, 1 in each kneepit, and 1 footsie) all while demolishing 5 double whoppers competitive eating style.

Oh damn, did you see Mason doing the Sessie last night at the bowling alley?! Yeah, his grandma didn't look too impressed but that Channel 13 News guy got mad camera angles on that show!

by Pueblo Sanchez January 27, 2011

sessler

Host of techtv's xplay.
origin of sessy, embodiment of sessyness in a man.

That ironic teeshirt is so sessler, it makes me want to straddle you.

by i don't know . . . frankenstein? April 7, 2004

sessler

One who does not like RPGs, quite possibly due to some mental defect.

Shigeru Miyamoto said he doesn't like RPGs, he's such a sessler!

by BooJoh September 15, 2003

sessily

A loving , caring and passionate person. She has a huge heart and always puts others before herself . She does not like confrontation and has an older sister who would fight Her battles for her if necessary. If you meet Sessily you are a lucky person and truly have a blessing in your life.

You are very lucky to have met a Sessily.

by Lovinglife_0105 December 18, 2014

Sessil

old person

Sessil is reading the newspaper

by brieel0vee August 21, 2009

sessie

Sessie is the beauty of a beauty. If you’re name is Sessie, you’re beautiful human being and probably loves a Jakob

If she have Emmy by her side, she is definitely a Sessie!

by LivaTheDiva December 20, 2018

Sessle

A compele twat who is full of himself but everone who has ever met him hates him ... and has a thing for fat chicks .

1. Dude he just made out with that fat chick.

2. aw what a sessle.

1. yep hes a twat.

2. totally.

by i think you know 88X September 27, 2009