Ripped him a second asshole

This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.

That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.

by AKACroatalin December 6, 2016

second halloween

Down with valentine's day! It is now second Halloween or Halloween 2.0

Let's have a second Halloween instead of valentine's day!

by wickedkitty23 February 5, 2017

Big Nigga Season

The time from the first cold day, around October to February, where a girl need a man whose bigger to keep herself warm in those cold fall/winter nights.

Skinny niggas hold on real tight to your girl cause its Big Nigga Season

by TheJuiceIsLoose94 October 1, 2017

Cuffing Season

The cold season when everyone’s coupling up, so you settle for a new bf/gf way below your standards. ~Or~ you’re one of the smart ones who cozies up w Coors Light and your pupper bff.

Bobby: Yo, it’s cuffing season, you wanna lock this down?

Charlotte: Ugh no. I’m gonna Chill at home with a Coors Light and Murphy.

by Coors_Light February 6, 2020

rona season

The time of year when the you drink a Corona. It is acceptable to drink anywhere, at anytime. Must be done in a Full Send.

It's 'Rona Season, Full Send for the boys

by YoloSwag520 November 2, 2017

Kim seon-ho

I cannot believe this man is 34 like how are you that fine fuck

Kim seon-ho is a whole ass snacc

by Iwillneverrrrsnitchonkimseonho January 7, 2021

second male lead syndrome

Second male lead syndrome is when you like the Second Male Lead more than the Male Lead.

The Heirs - You like Choi Yound Do more than Kim Tan. You got second male lead syndrome.

" OMG ! I feel so bad for the second male lead! #secondmaleleadsyndrome "

by glow_z February 23, 2014